Writer in Los Angeles. Contributing writer at Hard Drive & Ranker.

Please hire me, or at the very least, reading my work below would be cool.

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

God’s Game Development Notes

Hard Drive

Points in Case

Sesame Street Helps Losers Cope By Introducing Muppet That Sucks Ass At Halo

Ways You Can Screw Up Your Son

Slackjaw

The Trial Of The Hamburglar

Slackjaw

Replacement Dialogue For Movie Cliches

Slackjaw

Screenwriting Advice From Someone Who Never "Made It"

Haven

How To Never See A Ghost